While heroes have come out of the woodwork if every city in the world, so have the villains too. Some have turned their CoViodicy into good, while others simply shied out of the limelight to save their careers.

Unfortunately, a few bad apples like Donald Trump kept doubling-down on CoVidiosyncrasy and never once admitted to being wrong.

Rudy Golbert

First off, while Rudy Golbert was one of the most widely criticized CoVidiots in the world, his moronic actions have saved countless lives.

Within two days of Rudy touching all the NBA interview microphones and tape recorders, he not only tested positive for COVID-19 but was a reason why the remaining sporting events shut down worldwide. Unlike Donald Trump, however, Rudy quickly regretted and publicly apologized for his actions.

So, while this was a pure stupid thing to do, we still have to thank Rudy for being a CovVidiot due to such a positive outcome from his dumb action. It only goes without saying now, that had all these sporting events kept happening throughout the month of March, the resulting viral spread would have been an absolute nightmare.

Donald Trump

If there’s a spokesperson for CoVidiocy that has been more active than Donald Trump… they have yet to show their Real Slim Shady selves.

January 22nd

We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China, and we have it under control. It’s going to be just fine.

Donald Trump… “puts Chinese viral terrorist in figure-four leg lock”
February 2nd

We pretty much shut it down coming in from China

Donald Trump… “slams the front door shut on Ramen Noodles salesman
February 10th

“Looks like by April, you know, in theory, when it gets a little warmer, it miraculously goes away.”

Donald Trump… “reminisces about The Miracle of April Flowers
March 7th

No, I’m not concerned at all. No, I’m not. No, we’ve done a great job!

Donald Trump… “shares his worldly and heartfelt concerns
March 9

Trump tweets about how 37,000 Americans died from the flu last year, then went on to compare this stat to COVID-19…

At this moment there are 546 confirmed cases of CoronaVirus, with 22 deaths. Think about that!

Donald Trump… “thinks… and CoV-2 dominoes fall
March 16

This will end.  This will end.  You look at flu season

Donald Trump… “puts an end to all that fake flu news
March 18

I’ve always known this is a.. this is a real..this is a pandemic

Donald Trump… “knows, that it was he, who put the real in realevant

I’ve felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic…

Donald Trump… “longs to tell the world that he’s no flash in a pan

No, I always viewed it as very serious.

Donald Trump… “gets serious with Always and Depends
Facts are Facts

Yes, Donald Trump has always known this was:

…a very serious, one-Chinaman pandemic that ended quickly and was nothing to be concerned about.

Future Historian… “on the Legacy of Donald B.S. Trump”
More Trumpisms

Sadly, this is but a small number of Donald Trump’s coronavirus quotes, while many other cringe-worthy Trumpisms can be found on CNN, PolitiFact, and the NYTimes websites.

Evangeline Lilly

Evangeline Lilly’s coronavirus rant could have doubled as a commercial for a new panic drug… and what could happen if you don’t take it on time during quarantine.

When she said she was immune-compromised, and living with her immune-compromised father, she seemed normal enough… But then the drug must have wore off before stating that she, and her kids, were going to do the exact opposite of social distancing and quarantine. Then she followed that beauty up with:

The Coronavirus is a hoax. #businessasusual

Evangeline Lilly… “shows the world how celebrities, #DealWithIt”

Some people value their lives over freedom, some people value freedom over their lives. We all make our choices.

Evangeline Lilly… “speaks openly about her #CoreFamilyValues”

Games of Thrones actress Sophie Turner was quick to criticize Evangeline (#BlessHer) and did a great job of acting out the non-celebrity reaction. Thankfully, Evangeline soon took a downer came to her senses and offered up a Hollywood production apology.


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